Chocolate therapy

*Opening a tub of Chocolate Ice Cream, I ruminate on some practical facts...*
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Americans should not spend money on therapy after Christmas, after the birth of their baby, after their wedding, before their wedding, what the heck, after/before any day and event, and just concentrate on spending $3 at the most on good Chocolate Ice cream. It solves all problems. '

Go binge on those Chocolate Christmas Gift hampers, or those tiny truffles at your wedding, or demand chocolates from your husband whenever you think you need therapy. Believe me, they will buy you as many and a treadmill to keep that fab figure, than spend money on therapy for you, and worse, attend it with you.

*licks the tub clean*